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Text Post Fri, Apr. 18, 2014 86,058 notes

onadogtrekinperth:

Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was Snape but it was Quirrel
Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was Draco but it was Ginny
Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was was Sirius but it was Wormtail
Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was Karkaroff but it was Moody/Crouch Jr
Harry Potter and the Year everyone knew it was that B*tch Umbridge
Harry Potter and the year it actually did turn out to be Snape
Harry Potter and the Year it turned out to be Harry all along.

(via malankool)






Video Post Fri, Apr. 18, 2014 524,235 notes

mynameissnugglefuck:

mermaidchan05:

iraffiruse:

Baby otter

IT IS A BABY OTTER YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID

*plap*

(via malankool)




Text Post Fri, Apr. 18, 2014 13,631 notes

foodchewer:

drunktrophywife:

dennys:

"It’s a metaphor, see. You put the bacon thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the…um…well, you eat it, actually, ‘cause it’s there and you’re nearly tasting it. So it’s not a metaphor. Um. I have no idea where I was going with that. Want some bacon?"

I’m deleting

i’m never eating at Denny’s again

(via thatgirlwiththecatears)






Chat Post Fri, Apr. 18, 2014 93,883 notes
  • my family: skinny people are gross.
  • my family: fat people are gross
  • my family: self harm-ers are gross
  • my family: suicide is gross
  • my family: mental illnesses are gross
  • my family: homosexuals are gross
  • my family: oh, but we won't judge you. you can tell us anything.
  • me: lol no i'm fine thanks.



Video Post Fri, Apr. 18, 2014 429,118 notes

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Video Post Fri, Apr. 18, 2014 187,456 notes

cheekboners:

That moment when you realize that David Tennant is one of us.

This is the best thing that has ever happened.

(Source: lejazzhot, via guy)




Photo Post Fri, Apr. 18, 2014 136,869 notes

caskettshipper-badassbeckettfan:

thenagger:

It’s moments like this that I regain a little faith in the world

i have so much love and respect for ed sheeran 

caskettshipper-badassbeckettfan:

thenagger:

It’s moments like this that I regain a little faith in the world

i have so much love and respect for ed sheeran 

(via perks-of-being-chinese)




Video Post Fri, Apr. 18, 2014 2,341 notes

What is Patti Lupone’s real name?

(Source: ccolfer, via mugcollector)




Photo Post Fri, Apr. 18, 2014 428,011 notes

nosdrinker:

baimbaie:

captainspensaurus:

the fact that there’s only about 5000 people who’ve reblogged this scares me. That means that less that 5000 people know where these come from.
I feel old…

very odd


literally every person on earth has read the very hungry caterpillar

nosdrinker:

baimbaie:

captainspensaurus:

the fact that there’s only about 5000 people who’ve reblogged this scares me. That means that less that 5000 people know where these come from.

I feel old…

very odd

literally every person on earth has read the very hungry caterpillar

(Source: somethingclassic, via green-brownies)




Photo Post Fri, Apr. 18, 2014 199,552 notes

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Video Post Fri, Apr. 18, 2014 722 notes

I thought I’d lost you! Nah, not on a night like this. This is a night for lost things being found.

(Source: trashybooksforladies, via lovegoods)




Video Post Fri, Apr. 18, 2014 19,363 notes

disneytasthic:

super-who-locked-in:

haberdashing:

wherethequeerthingsare:

renswackyride:

maskdesmith87:

These will never not be funny

"BRAVER

"Fast and CURIOUS” 

"Ratatoing"

"chop kick panda" oh my

AHEM

image

image

(via paigeypoo-pookaloo)





Video Post Thu, Apr. 17, 2014 48,923 notes

awkwardstandinglewiskennedy:

HOLY FUCKING SHIT 

I feel stupid for not seeing the double meaning in that.

(Source: hagathachristy, via ruby-brown)



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