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Text Post Wed, Oct. 22, 2014 53 notes

jackalltimelow:

jackalltimelow:

Lowkey I smoked up with Derek from Mayday Parade tonight behind the venue it was very strange

Side note all of major league were with us too it was a grand ol time

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Video Post Wed, Oct. 22, 2014 325,679 notes

waitinghopingliving:

blueeyesandsadgoodbyes:

tepitome:

Cake

i need need need the library one for my birthday pls pls pls

You can say you’re not in the cake fandom but EVERYONE is in the cake fandom

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Video Post Wed, Oct. 22, 2014 176,272 notes

thekingofcorruption:

phoenixresurrected:

chachibetch:

Heavy…. heavy,

Woah

Sean Lock tells it like it is and quite frankly I couldn’t agree more

(Source: nevermindtheb0ll0cks, via theselfishmachinexo)




Photo Post Wed, Oct. 22, 2014 100,490 notes

slayer-slayer-slayer:

krisperson:

The skeleton war was not kind

free him

slayer-slayer-slayer:

krisperson:

The skeleton war was not kind

free him

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Text Post Wed, Oct. 22, 2014 89,204 notes

batmanisagatewaydrug:

givemeunicorns:

never going to be over the fact that Arthur and Molly Weasley had seven children of their own, and hardly enough money or space to make due, yet they never thought twice about having an extra space at the table or making one more sweater at Christmas for the people who came into their family by circumstance.

#people Harry should have seriously fucking considered naming his kids after

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Photo Post Wed, Oct. 22, 2014 534,813 notes

boneart:

idonotneedthisrightnow:

you are acute coffee pie

you are narrow, scalding and irrational

boneart:

idonotneedthisrightnow:

you are acute coffee pie

you are narrow, scalding and irrational

(Source: myheadisspooky, via strictlyoutube)




Text Post Wed, Oct. 22, 2014 8,472 notes

drew-chadick:

daverdad:

how do radio stations even have enough christmas music to last until christmas without repeating every song like six hundred times

they dont

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Video Post Wed, Oct. 22, 2014 26,356 notes

land-of-propaganda:

#FergusonOctober

A mural was painted over Monday afternoon after Trenton police expressed concern that the painting, depicting Michael Brown, a Ferguson, Mo., teen who was fatally shot by police in August, sent the wrong message about community and police relations.

(Read more here)

(10/21)

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Text Post Tue, Oct. 21, 2014 85,856 notes

sp00ky-shucks:

things women worry about under patriarchy: rape, domestic violence, access to contraceptives, equal pay

things men worry about under patriarchy: getting called gay, paying for dates, why does the car wash give women $1 off on wednesdays

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Text Post Tue, Oct. 21, 2014 176,657 notes

no not all girls take 5 hours to get ready. no not because i want to talk about something sensitive does it mean im menstruating. no not all girls say cute every 2 seconds in a gretchen weiner voice. no maybe the reason i call myself ugly is because i have actually issues with my physical appearance, not because im searching for attention. im so over people generalizing and stereotyping girls jesus fucking christ.

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Video Post Tue, Oct. 21, 2014 135,994 notes

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Photo Post Tue, Oct. 21, 2014 353,224 notes

rebornica:

my-little-texas-tornado:

I think I just heard my heart break.

yknow, angelica was really mean most of the time but she knows her limits and that’s really great

rebornica:

my-little-texas-tornado:

I think I just heard my heart break.

yknow, angelica was really mean most of the time but she knows her limits and that’s really great

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Photo Post Tue, Oct. 21, 2014 416,090 notes

brendanwtf:

circlebutt:

helpihavedementia:

brogigayo:

ticktaec:

tyleroakley:

My body is ready.

I know it’s mashed potatoes and gravy but is it bad that I thought it was ice cream and caramel?

 …it is ice cream and caramel
why would anyone put mashed potatoes and gravy in an apple

fucking what



Y’all bullied someone straight off tumblr bc of mashed potatoes lmao

brendanwtf:

circlebutt:

helpihavedementia:

brogigayo:

ticktaec:

tyleroakley:

My body is ready.

I know it’s mashed potatoes and gravy but is it bad that I thought it was ice cream and caramel?

 …it is ice cream and caramel

why would anyone put mashed potatoes and gravy in an apple

fucking what

image

Y’all bullied someone straight off tumblr bc of mashed potatoes lmao

(Source: skrink-la-da-doo, via wise-barrel-maker)




Quote Post Tue, Oct. 21, 2014 5,433 notes

“With my head between your legs, You’ll be reciting the poems I never finished because they were on the tip of my tongue”


Vitor Hugo Mota  (via hard-passionate-sex)

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